egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via celerystalked)


cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

(via hobbitwhiskers)


thewaydanandphilsmile:

My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)


  • teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
  • me:
  • teacher:
  • me:
  • teacher:
  • me: tastybitch69@hotmail.com


thatfunnyblog:

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